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- Is that the nicest Ramos' art in a while or what? - And weren't the colors kick @$$, especially for setting the mood and tone of the book? - How many fanboys reading the book could relate to the smart @$$ brainiac who gets picked on? - How many fangrrrls reading the book could relate to the grrrl who's an outcast just because she's "different" or doesn't want to play the game by the rules made by the popular caste? - As kewl as that hood's bar code tat was don't they know that'd never really happen because tattoo artists will never work on a person's face? - And why is it that you can get your head, nipples or private parts tattooed but not your face anyways? - How many high school students do you know that wake up in the morning wanting coffee? - Wasn't that Eddie Haskell reference just great? - For that matter, wasn't most of what came out of Wexler's mouth great stuff? - Was Augustyne a smart @$$ brainiac who got picked on in high school? - www-dot-smack-dot-com? - What's worse, living in boring Northern-Northern California or having a city where people get possessed by little beasties and kill people? - Would anybody outside of Northern California understand that last question? - So is it safe to say that El Dorado City is a Drug-Free Zone? - How dumb do you have to be to comment on how nice another grrrl looks while standing next to your high-maintenance girlfriend? - Who else looked at the cover and thought, "Hey - That's too many letters for a license plate!"? - How frelling thick are Wexler's glasses? - How many grrrls have the balls to come to a School Dance wearing a tank dress and big @$$ tennis shoes? - Isn't it safe to say that if your parents describe your clothing as "dapper and dashing" you're actually dressed like a dork?