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- Isn't blowing a whole in your head a little extreme to get somebody to help you?
- Wouldn't you like to think that you'd be more than a 3-course meal for worms?
- Shut it, you ugly buddhist cow?
- How funny was it that The Doctor teleported Jenny away but kept her cash?
- The Doctor was eating cat food, wasn't he?
- Poofs?
- $14.95 for a collection of reprints?
- Aren't you glad you don't live in Canada where it'd be $24.95?
- If you are in Canada, don't you hate me for pointing out that you have to pay $10.00 more for the same book?
- How messed up is a person with super-duper powers who spends 15 hours a day playing Sonic The Hedgehog?
- Couldn't that be used to describe Grunge as well?
- And wouldn't you at least be playing Final Fantasy or the latest version of Street Fighter?
- Is all the British slang kewl or just annoying?
- Who else wants Prime Ministers and Presidents to pee their pants when their hear your name?
- Wouldn't it be kewl if a hottie came to you and said "In 18 months you're going to tell me we had the best sex you've ever experienced."?
- And wouldn't you mark down the EXACT day on your calender in indelible ink?
- How nasty was that full splash of The Midnighter jabbing his thumbs through that guy's eyes?
- If I hear the word "sodding" ever again will it be to soon?
- Did you ever notice that Spike uses that damn word of Buffy all the time too?
- Wouldn't you like to look that good @ 90?
- Is Bendix harsh or what?
- And am I referring to Henry Bendix or Millicent Bendix: singer, song-writer and the toast of Broadway?
- How kewl were those panties with the British flag design?
- Wouldn't you be pissed if somebody referred to you as an "insignificant piece of genetic trash who escaped one of my less-expensive petri-dishes"?
- How freaking tacky was that CCCP uni?
- Did you notice the Scarlet Witch, Luke Cage and Flash wannabes?
- Is there anybody that Jenny wouldn't shag?
- Don't you just hate it when Kansas City travels back 50 centuries in time to wipe humanity from the face of the planet?
- How much more enjoyable would the book be with art I actually liked?
- At least it's not Gary Frank?
- If I had actually liked the art would I have given the book a '7' or an '8'?
- Isn't Tokyo vs. Kansas City a pretty big mismatch?
- Berchtesgaden?
- Is it me or is the whole "Jenny had parents who died on the Titanic, had Einstein as a godfather, got Adolph Hitler into politics, made Ford lose to Carter, etc." shtick just a wee bit hard to accept?
- Who tells their high-school career counselor that they want to be a super-hero when they grow up?
- I wanted to be Wonder Woman when I grew up, who did YOU want to be?
- Did anybody just answer the last question with "Zan", "Jayna" or "Gleek"?
- Isn't it nice of Wildstorm to introduce a role model for drug addicted, alcoholic sluts?
- Don't the Rhetorical Questions for a TPB go on too damn long?