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- Is it me or was that pretty much the weakest Paquette art in the history of Paquette art?
- Will SOMBODY please explain to the artists that Rainmaker (6 feet even) is pretty much the same height as Burnout (6' 1", 6'2" tops)?
- And, for that matter, since when is Grunge 5' 8"?
- Has Anna been slipping Human Growth Hormone in the boys Wheaties?
- How weak is it when artists draw the characters from far away and don't even bother to draw faces on them?
- Are we to assume that the unidentified blonde chick in the story is that spontaneously generated gen-active that I don't even care enough about to remember her name?
- Did anybody pay attention too (or even enjoy) the big black headers that gave each segment of the story a "soundtrack"?
- Was the purpose of taking up good chunk of every page for the header to limit the amount of crappy art on every page?
- If Roxy has been so damn Otaku lately, shouldn't have Warren had her actually ACTING otaku over the last few issues?
- Does that require too much forethought and planning?
- When exactly did Roxy date "an honest-to-god doctor back in New York"?
- Don't 'Rhetorical Questions' lend themselves to negative comments rather than positive ones?
- And, if you were reading this, wouldn't it be hard to imagine that I actually like Warren's writing (just not in this issue)?
- Would I have liked the plot any better if the art was more to my tastes?
- Who squinted really hard or got out a magnifying glass to see what Grunge was telling Mr. Lynch what he wanted to do to Roxy?
- And, if you did, you realize you're really, r-e-a-l-l-y sad, right?
- Why aren't the kids searching for Mr. Lynch anymore?
- Even if Lynch were to hypnotize/mind control Grunge into not doing anything sexual with Roxy 6 months ago, how would that explain him not trying to get into her pants the previous 2-3 years?
- And, correct me if I'm wrong, but 6 months ago wasn't Lynch either still missing OR the imposter TAO?
- Why was the a Benes Fairchild head on the cover when his art wasn't to be found anywhere inside the book?
- Did Wildstorm realize the Paquette's interiors were totally henious and that's why they went with a pic from the previous issue?
- As into the genre as Grunge is, is there ANY way he'd ever refer to an anime flick or character as a "cartoon"?
- And since Warren wrote the whole 'Grunge:The Movie' story arc in Bootleg, shouldn't he know better than that?
- How sad is it that the only line in the entire book that made me LOL was the "unapologetic whale killers" one?
- Did you hear that sound?
- Did you indentify it as the sound as Gen13 falling out of the Top 100?
- What's with all the fragmented plots and scenes that cut back and forth?
- Rather than trying to be artsy, shouldn't the creative team try and be good?
- Why do I bother?